Men...
We have to avoid Miss Jezebel
(In the world we know her all too well)
Crossing her pretty legs to show you that
BIG THIGH
Everybody in the church knows her skirt
Is way too high... then she becomes a spy
Soon, she'll know where you sit, what car your drive;
Whether or not you're paying tithes
She's in church to let you taste the fruit before you buy
You have no money?
YOU NEED NOT APPLY
Miss Jezebel has a real good smell
But she is the pit that leads straight to hell
You may be blind to the neon sign flashing,
"Bling! I'm for sale"
Temptation is her only lesson and she's hoping that you'll fail
Men, at all cost, avoid Miss Jezebel!

Copyright© 2000 Geoffrey Watts