Maybe my math is messed up?
Cuz you got one crime committed by three
One gets sentenced time
Yet two plead guilty
Get no time but they get probation
And three hundred hours to serve the community
Is that addition, subtraction, or multiplication?
Wasn't the square root of all this
That a little boy got beat senseless?
I'm geometrically opposed to this nonsense!
Is there anyone on this planet that has a conscious?
The division that is being used has anger as a remainder
But wait a minute things get stranger
The mother wants time subtracted that was already allocated
I've got a problem with this math
I just had to state it!

Copyright 1998 Geoffrey Watts